Suck On These Udders!!!

Michelle Allen, an Ohio theme park employee was arrested after showing up to work mad cow drunk.  The word on the street is that she ran around the theme park chasing kids around and yelling at the onlookers to suck on her uDDers.

Allen, age 32, was arrested - in her moo outfit no less. The court sentenced her, again in her moo outfit by the way, to 30 days in prison.

Ohio Municipal Court Judge Mark confirmed that Allen is pretty well known in the court saying that she's struggled in the past.  When asked about the costume he said, "We get people dressed in various attire when they're in court. But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow."

Now, and you know I have to do it, SUCK ON THESE UDDERS BOVINEZNATCHEZ!

Yakkety YAK!